The Dodge City: The Ultimate Urban Car

OK, I’m doubting Chrysler going to call, and pay me for this great idea. But, honestly, as anyone who’s driven in a city knows, it’d be great to see a car revamped just for cities. It should have … bulletproof glass … a removable glovebox you can carry away … a removable ignition you can cart off in the removable glovebox … wheels that turn 90 degrees for sideways parking into teeny spaces … extra sensitive radio reception, including police scanner frequencies … turbo shocks that are pothole proof … Teflon roofs that are pigeon proof … an intentionally battered look, with optical illusion key marks, dings and graffiti, for coolness and vandal deterrence … a phone number you call to (a) disable carjacked vehicle, and (b) locate stolen vehicle … retractable antenna and wipers that can’t be broken off … electronic bumper stickers that flash rude messages and/or paid ads in several languages … rural-state license plates for cheaper insurance … total foldability for stowing in fifth-floor walkup closet … Transformer-ability wherein parts reassemble into twin bicycles … medication for would-be owners who tend to get creatively carried away …

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