Some thoughts and observations.

Some sentences I strung together.

The things that come to those who wait are usually what’s left behind by those who got there early.

If at first you don’t succeed, hire a professional.

He who laughs last is usually an idiot. May have bipolar disorder.

If it ain’t broke, you probably don’t use it much.

If you’re not cranky, you’re not paying attention.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man miss a lot of good TV. 

It’s not true that a camel is a horse invented by a committee. What comes out of  committees are the same old horses but with hats.

Each of us is the center of no other universe than our own.  

When Life gives you lemons, squirt Life in the eye.

The journey to a single sale begins with 1,000 knocks on doors.

Some of the most socially detrimental behavior comes from people who foist phrases like socially detrimental behavior. 

In the future, life will have an undo button.

In the future, everything will happen for 15 minutes.




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