New Amendment: Lie Detectors for Politicians
Let it be resolved: If anyone develops a sure-fire lie detector, whether an externally attached device, a drug, a form of hypnosis, a remote mind-reading scan, or a brain implant, no politician may vote to authorize its use on American citizens without first having submitted to such a lie detector and spilled every ounce of truth out of his or her waffllng, obfuscating and prevaricating mouth.
Posted: October 13th, 2006 under Uncategorized.
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