Simple: People get a mischievous kick of seeing things destroyed. (It’s the Shiva in us, the flipside of creation that balances out the universe.) Like Letterman dropping pumpkins off a roof. Take it to the limit. See who can whack the most heck out of unneeded objects the fastest: That old Webber grill, a carton of chipped mugs, an igloo, a tower of cardboard boxes. Maybe make it extra tricky by putting contestants into padded cells. This is a crazy idea, after all. If not a whole show, maybe a segment of The Nutty Show.