Padded Snow Shovel Grip / Crotch Protector

When it snows, on the news you’ll hear all sorts of warnings: Dress warmly! Look out for icy roads! Bend those knees when shoveling, and don’t do it with a heart problem! Never, though, have I ever heard: Beware of pushing your shovel like a plow because if the blade catches, the handle could suddenly jam, well, into your, well, you know, and you might be writhing, not shoveling, thinking, “Damn! Maybe this isn’t so hilarious when I see it happen on America’s Funniest Home Videos!” Point being: Maybe they could sell sets of oversized foamy handle covers / grips for all kinds of shovels and long-handled implements (like hoes) that not only protect your hands but your privates. 

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