Could have a whole line of merchandise that proclaims excuses. We’ve seen ones like “My grandma went to DisneyWorld and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.” … And bumper stickers like “My other car’s a Rolls.” Somehow I don’t think, “I was born this way. What’s your excuse?” really works. But how about “I put this weight on for a movie role“? I could see a lot of people going for that.