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Cool! Never had a theme song before. Listen. Drew Anderson of MoHDI was nice enough to write this for me! You, too, can get "One Awesome Song."

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Lyrics: ‘Baby Alligator, Who Flushed You Down the Drain?’

Gee, I seem to have written down another song.

Baby Alligator, Who Flushed You Down the Drain?

Baby alligator, who flushed you down the drain?
You came up swimming in my creek,
and ate my cat, you freak!
But then we became buddies
and I let you in my house;
Caught with a mouse, you had to hide,
my wife didn’t like letting you inside

She left the back door open
while with her lover boy
What happened was an awful sight.
Since then she’s been all right!

You bit him on the toe.
He started hoppin’,
you started chompin’
Until he was no mo’!

Baby alligator, who flushed you down the drain?
Any time you want, please come back again!

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