Snore-Activated Smart Recliner/Sleeper

Naps happen, right? You’re watching the presidential debates in your recliner and z-z-z’s  replace the drone of mes, mys and Is. Your Handy-Dandy Smart Recliner slowly flattens into its most comfy sleep position. How? Recognizes the three signals of sleep: snoring, dead-fish posture and closed eyeballs, and adjusts accordingly. When you snap out of it — “Eek! Hillary looks just like my toes! Wait those are my toes” — it gently returns to its not so morally upright position. Of course, it has optional settings for awakening you by time, home-team touchdowns and dinner.

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