Cops & Firemen On Ice

Nah, just kidding about the ice. But I could arenas shows packin’ ’em in, with police and fire re-enactments and other stunts. Hose fights! Cops & robbers re-enactments. Gun-safety tips. Good behavior messages. Then lots of life-saving, heart-pounding mayhem. Real fires? Real rescues? Famous arrests. Most Wanted rundown. Where do I get tickets?!  If not real active cops and firemen, then Read More …

Real Causes of Death

Wonder what the top causes of death would be if listed according to ultimate responsibility. Might be something like: 1. Failure to heed advice or pay attention. 2. Reckless or careless behavior of others. 3. Enviro-social dangers and afflictions. 4. Genetic or inherently human shortcoming or weakness. 5. Malevolence and/or greed of others. 6. Plain Read More …

New Amendment: Lie Detectors for Politicians

Let it be resolved: If anyone develops a sure-fire lie detector, whether an externally attached device, a drug, a form of hypnosis, a remote mind-reading scan, or a brain implant, no politician may vote to authorize its use on American citizens without first having submitted to such a lie detector and spilled every ounce of truth out of Read More …

Cop Show Idea: ‘The Double-Team’

To solve high-profile crimes, the FBI has decided to assign two groups with completely divergent approaches. One goes by the book, using traditional CSI-like scientific methods. The other uses ex-cons, psychics, goofballs, geeks, etc. who follow hunches and wild ideas. Sometimes the suits are right, sometimes the risk takers crack the case, but they’re always bumping Read More …