How to rig a football to deflate (Update)

UPDATE Jan. 27, 2015:  Physicist spells out a way to make footballs “shrivel to completely flat after cooling.” ORIGINAL POST The New England Patriots could have legally rigged footballs to wind up underinflated. Patriots head coach Bill Bellichick spelled out much of this scenario in a news conference much of the media apparently failed to understand. He Read More …

Working That Upper Body While Biking

Here’s a copy of my second post for inventorspot.com, “Biking for Better Biceps: Brain Rep 2.” Although hill-climbing can be a workout for your arms, most bike-riding does little for your upper bod. I realized this while lugging a watermelon in a bag back from a parking-lot produce market. Really added to the exercise. Could there Read More …

Foam Finger Salute to 10,000 Losses!

The Philadelphia Phillies are converging on 10,000 losses in their history — the most, supposedly of any professional sports franchise. (At least since Groink the Caveman started the Prehistoric Arrow Catching League, whose contests always ended in sudden death. I hear the Visiting Christians may also have had a similar record vs. the Colliseum Lions.) Read all about it on countdownto10000.com and Read More …

How to Fix Boxing

And I don’t mean throw a fight. Now I’m not taking sides on the whole morality issue of whether pummeling another person senseless is a soul-enchancing sport. But if you want boxing to be more exciting, let’s up the action vs. dodging quotient. Enough of backpedaling ballerina stuff (entertaining only when done by Muhammed Ali did). Read More …

Making pitchers pitch

Radical baseball idea: Make pitchers pitch. No intentional walks, fake or otherwise. Here’s how: If a batter walks on four straight pitches, he goes to second base. Or, if that’s too severe, next batter strarts with ball one. Gotta throw at least one strike to the likes of Ryan Howard. Would be good for the Read More …

Golf Novelties, Part 2

When you write Part 1, you’re supposed to write Part 2. So here goes: A golf club you can’t destroy — it’s rubber-coated wire like those posable toys. Whack, smack, hurl, throw in the lake. It doesn’t break. (Plus, it’s got a string for reeling it in?) … Or how about the enviro-friendly disposable club? Stomp it, Read More …