The Dodge City: The Ultimate Urban Car

OK, I'm doubting Chrysler going to call, and pay me for this great idea. But, honestly, as anyone who's driven in a city knows, it'd be great to see a car revamped just for cities. It should have ... bulletproof glass ... a removable glovebox you can carry away ... a removable ignition you can cart off in the removable glovebox ... wheels that turn 90 degrees for sideways parking into teeny spaces ... extra sensitive radio reception, including police scanner frequencies ... turbo shocks that are pothole proof ... Teflon roofs that are pigeon proof ... an intentionally battered look, with optical illusion key marks, dings and graffiti, for coolness and vandal deterrence ... a phone number you call to (a) disable carjacked vehicle, and (b) locate stolen vehicle ... retractable antenna and wipers that can't be broken off ... electronic bumper stickers that flash rude messages and/or paid ads in several languages ... rural-state license plates for cheaper insurance ... total foldability for stowing in fifth-floor walkup closet ... Transformer-ability wherein parts reassemble into twin bicycles ... medication for would-be owners who tend to get creatively carried away ...