OK, I’ve found on the Web exploding golf balls, clubs that deliberately snap, nudie tees, and bark-backed hillbilly putters. But how about these ideas? The I-Didn’t-Touch-It! putter that, at the push of a button, blasts enough air to send that one-inch gimme right into the hole. A club shaped like a foot, just for laughs, or kicks. A club with a shovel or little bucket on the end that’s great for getting out of traps. The ball with some of inertial-guidance that makes it moveable by remote control. A putter with a cuestick on the end.