Just as some people need help being neat, perhaps some obsessive types need help being sloppy. Business-wise, the great thing about this service is employees would be a snap to find. Then again, such help is probably widely available for free. Everybody has a friend who’d be only too happy to come and leave stuff lying around.

Similarly, what’s the opposite of a phobia? A pro-bia or no-bia? Say someone wasn’t afraid at all of bears. Or walking blindfolded in traffic. Such a person would need help, in which case skittishness could be a marketable skill. Except, again, it’s probably too easy to find people who’ll be happy to try to scare you just for free. Like your mom.