While cooking spinach for an omelet, i thought: Why can’t this stuff grow on trees? Indeed, when you think about it, tree leaves might be the most abundant “vegetable” there is. Except you can’t eat them! Just imagine if some tree like a maple were genetically engineering so that its leaves were nutritious and tasty! Good grief! We’d increase the world’s food supply astronomically! Though, better make sure it’s also great for rats …

Alternatively, create leaves that decay into fossil fuel somehow … melt right into oil.

Who says money can’t grow on trees?

See also: “If Fruits and Veggies Moved” and “Foliage Grass.”