… if you don’t get it, you might wish for it over and over and over again.

… you might become it.

… you might do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

… it might be a trigger food and you might not be able to stop eating.

… you might get it and think, Is that all there is?

… if it’s any good, someone will try to steal it.

… you don’t have any room to store any more of the crap you wished for.