I’m crippled by love Can’t talk, can’t get up off this couch Somebody give me a shove Cause I’m crippled by love Did she do me wrong? Maybe she did me so right I can’t get her out of my mental sight Can’t eat, can’t smoke can’t tell a joke My body’s crushed by love, like, Read More …
I wrote these lyrics some time ago and I don’t know why. So, yes, certainly, somebody feel free, if you agree, to steal these lyrics and turn them into a song. It’s only love, don’t you care … Just ordinary, boring love … It’s only love, for those who dare feel ordinary, boring love Sure Read More …
Gee, I seem to have written down another song. Baby Alligator, Who Flushed You Down the Drain? Baby alligator, who flushed you down the drain? You came up swimming in my creek, and ate my cat, you freak!But then we became buddies and I let you in my house; Caught with a mouse, you had Read More …
I wrote this song this morning on the john. (Hey, that’s a lyric, too! Wonder how the rest of that song would go…) Monkey Men on the Monkey Bars Monkey men on the monkey bars swingin’ all day long gruntin’ and stuntin’ and singin’ songs might as well be from MarsDrop the acts Don’t look Read More …