Digestimating: Eat Only What You Write Down
I’d eat less (I’m just a bit overweight) if my stomach wasn’t greedier than my brain. It works like this: Mind see cherries. Mind think: “I’ll only eat half a little dishful.” Mouth eat. Stomach say: “Me want more.” Dish fill up. Mouth eat that. Mind think (lie): “Just a few more.” Repeat.
See, if we (I) only ate what I originally thought would beÂ a lot, I’dÂ eat a lot less.Â ChapterÂ 11 of my (imagined) forthcoming book: 101Â Wild DietsÂ for theÂ Truly Desperate.