Digestimating: Eat Only What You Write Down
I’d eat less (I’m just a bit overweight) if my stomach wasn’t greedier than my brain. It works like this: Mind see cherries. Mind think: “I’ll only eat half a little dishful.” Mouth eat. Stomach say: “Me want more.” Dish fill up. Mouth eat that. Mind think (lie): “Just a few more.” Repeat.
Stomach rumble.
See, if we (I) only ate what I originally thought would be a lot, I’d eat a lot less. Chapter 11 of my (imagined) forthcoming book: 101 Wild Diets for the Truly Desperate.
One of earlier ideas: Diet Mittens.
Another “cutting-edge” diet idea I found: The Lawnmower Diet.
Posted: June 10th, 2007 under Uncategorized.
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